Avian Advocates Gifts

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Do me next."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

AI Safety Officer

People and robots

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Horace Mann

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

Polly Clinic.