Avian Advocate Gifts

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

'Loook, lady, my name is Frank, not Polly, and I don't want no stinkin' cracker!'

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Good heavens! She cooked Uncle Henry!"

'The bird bath is broken.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'Are you a friend or a relative of the bird?'

"You don't want me. I've got bird flu!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Trial by Media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."