Arctic Advocate Gifts

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

Polar Bear is joined by Santa as another orphan of Global Warming.

People! Save the Arctic.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The Environmentalist

Natural Disasters

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Trump leaving

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

The melting polar ice caps

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

The World Weeps

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Japanese Whaling

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"