Ark Advocate Gifts

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

AI Safety Officer

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

People and robots

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

Get Your Shot

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

No Double Parking

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Ark under giant brolly.

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

The chosen few

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."