Hawk Advocate Gifts

'This one is for staying a hawk, in world full of doves.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

National Everything Awareness Day

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Gun laws US

Soldier armed with a pen.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Prostate: 51st State

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Free Radicals.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.

Vaccines vs Variants

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement