Hope Advocate Gifts

Obama: Maybe I Can

That shows business confidence.

Oligarchy

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

The Ascent of Woman

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Happy Days Are Here Again

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"I love your optimism."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

Covid and the Vaccines

Joe Biden

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.