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Obama: Maybe I Can

That shows business confidence.

Oligarchy

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

The Ascent of Woman

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Happy Days Are Here Again

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"I love your optimism."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Joe Biden

Covid and the Vaccines

Prostate: 51st State

Vaccine

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.