Charity Advocate Pillows

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'Charity begins at home I'm afraid - thank you.'

"I would, but I don't want to push you into a higher tax bracket."

Sock puppet needs hand up! Not hand out!

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

In other news, a Kurdish group today announced plans to send humanitarian aid to British and American taxpayers...'

'A contribution to me in a friend's name would make a very nice Christmas gift, pal.'

"Master, what is the best thing I can do for the poor?"

Bird Feeder for tramps.

The make-a-wish corporation

Wild life fund raiser.

'Special offer, Simple Vasectomies'

Homeless dog: 'Would eat homework for $2.'

'Can you spare the price of a cup of tea?'

'But Father, what about earthly rewards...'

'You can't let the private charities take over welfare, Sire -- you wiped them out with your last tax hike.'

'Please, give me any book.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"I'm donating some of my old clothes to the poor and starving." "If they're starving they aren't gonna fit."

"Look at her and her bloody virtue signalling!"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Be kind"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I don't leave home without it!"

Cuba applauds its doctors

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."