Charity Enthusiast Pillows

'and this one's for people who've hurt their wrists wearing too many wristbands'.

Although Jeremy raised enough money to feed a small African village for a week, he used eough baked beans to feed a large African village for a month.

Every Volunteer is Importan...

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From 1040 Schedule 'A' Line 15 Gifts by cash or check.."

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Hold on there, didn't we just do this last week?"

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"Personally, I don't see the big deal about the ice-bucket challenge."

'Big Issue...'

Why the ice bucket challenge isn't for everyone.

"Since you have not responded to the emails requesting a donation, I thought I would bring them to you in person."

"I think all these pro bono cases have gone to his head."

Do something funny for money.

"Nora and me are doing a bake sale to fight world hunger!"

Help Me Get Ahead In Life.

"We decided not to do a nude charity calendar this year, and opted to star in a porn dvd instead."

'The good news is that you're fine. The bad news is, we've accidentally sent your clothes to the charity shop.'

Marathon costume

'There are all these people yelling at me: 'Jones, you're such a good and charitable man!' Then I wake up screaming and bathed in sweat.'

"Impress people with your generosity"

"Hi there, will you sponsor me?"

"Boy - are we glad to see you - we need help!"

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I'm the chairman of the wish foundation."

"I asked you first!"

"Before I give you this donation I want to know what percent will go toward actual programs."

My Dog is Hungry! . . . My Kids are Hungry!

"I was a philanthropist, but now not one of them will give me back even one red cent."

'Help! The dollar has fallen! How about a two buck donation instead of a buck?'

Standup comic doing pro-bono work in isolated rural area

Gala Benefit

The Optimist