Humanity Advocate Pillows

Tramp asleep on bench under newspapers, "Financial Times, Wall Street Journal etc."

Mexcian Border

'What are you looking at?'

The Elephant Man makes his famous declaration.

'Come, come young man - you'll just have to force yourself!'

The bird of peace is caged

UK street artist Banksy puts his money where his graffiti is

Opportunities in Coronatimes

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Government a la Carte

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Coronavirus Global Alert

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Detention Center

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Ukraine Crisis

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Vivienne Westwood

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'