Shark Advocate Gifts

Brian couldn't help feeling that Feeding Frenzies weren't what they used to be.

'Well, we saved this attorney...some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin.'

'Hey, I was just leaving.'

'I say we let the poor thing on the boat. The poor creature has been a performing shark his whole life, he won't survive a day out here in the wild.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Government a la Carte

Climate Crisis