Shark Sympathizer Gifts

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Food Chain

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Shark infested custard!

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Sand danger

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Ice Fishing

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

Shark food pyramid.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Natural selection.