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Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Food Chain

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Shark infested custard!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Ice Fishing

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Sand danger

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

Shark food pyramid.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

Natural selection.

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.