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Shark screaming at the sight of a diver.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

'And then he yells MAN EATER and I say, MAN EATER?! MOI?!!'

"Hi there, big guy!"

'I hate evolution!'

Shark paints 'Swim Lane' on side of buoy.'

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

'Dude, it's been four hours since the frenzy and you're still burping that stuff up? That regurgitated rubber smell from those paddles is downright nasty!'

"Don't bother Darling, it's yet another loan shark!"

Attack of the dreaded pantsing sharks.

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

shark on cricket crease

'The secret of staying slim is to keep moving.'

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

A great white man eating shark.

Bird Lands on Big Mouth and Clamps it Shut.

Green Pieces Shark and Dolphin

'Rats, it's the Titanic: No point following it as they say it's unsinkable...'

News that shark cartridge may cure cancer has already started to affect the relationship between humans and sharks.

The Flood Shark.

"Let's forget about this one, he's a smoker: Smokers taste horrible..."

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

Seaworld great whites.

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

"Did that taste funny to you?"

Funky Facts: Sharks.

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'Your bath's ready dear'

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"You've got some plastic between your teeth."

Tinder

"Well, you see the 'great' moniker is given to us by humans as a sign of respect..."

Card shark