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Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'Whoooeee. He has serious pyorrhea alveolaris.'

"When you have teeth like ours, you don't need intellect!"

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Food Chain

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Fishing boat.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Shark infested custard!

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Ice Fishing

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Sand danger

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'