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A shark from beneath

"I love shark week."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"Where? Where?"

So, I'm the only one who sees a conflict of interest here?

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

"I'm afraid the shark got your arms and legs. It's probably not a good time, but your brother's here. He needs a kidney."

Law graduate sharks.

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

One bucket in, one bucket out.

Natural Birth Control.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Help! Lawyers!'

' Are you sure the big ones are biting here, Bob? '

'Mr. Covington - the lawyers have arrived.'

In 2012, the Olympics decided to get awesome!

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Yes, you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest...'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'Look, this one comes with a toothpick!'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Hold it right there mister! Don't even think about going to bed without brushing your teeth first!'

'I love to come here because it reminds me of how I became a capitalist.'

'Rule number one: Always make eye contact with your prey?er?client.'

Natural selection.

Great British White Shark

'That's only temporary. It becomes permanent when I pass the Bar exam.'

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

'This is us.'

'Let's face it George, we'll never see eye to eye.'

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

'Why, yes, I am a lawyer. However did you guess?'

Shark at restaurant.

Dangerous Cave.

Bite out of fishing pier.