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A shark from beneath

"I love shark week."

"Where? Where?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

So, I'm the only one who sees a conflict of interest here?

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

"I'm afraid the shark got your arms and legs. It's probably not a good time, but your brother's here. He needs a kidney."

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

One bucket in, one bucket out.

Natural Birth Control.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Help! Lawyers!'

' Are you sure the big ones are biting here, Bob? '

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

In 2012, the Olympics decided to get awesome!

'Mr. Covington - the lawyers have arrived.'

'Look, this one comes with a toothpick!'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'Yes, you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest...'

'That's only temporary. It becomes permanent when I pass the Bar exam.'

Great British White Shark

'I love to come here because it reminds me of how I became a capitalist.'

'Hold it right there mister! Don't even think about going to bed without brushing your teeth first!'

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

'This is us.'

'Rule number one: Always make eye contact with your prey?er?client.'

Natural selection.

'Let's face it George, we'll never see eye to eye.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Dangerous Cave.

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

'It's great that I get to do shark research, and I don't even have a GED.'