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Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Sand danger

Ice Fishing

Free Radicals.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'