Shark Advocates Prints

Stop Anti-Shark Bigotry!

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Sand danger

Free Radicals.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Ice Fishing

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

Stop Human Footing

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."