Whale Sympathizer Gifts

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Sperm Whale.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Free Radicals.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Whale Romance

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"They migrate here each summer."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Moby Dickwad

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

'Not whale stew again.'