Whale Lovers Gifts

The Prince and Princess of Whales.

"Captain, it looks like there`s a situation developing."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Fishing boat.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

Sperm Whale.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Shark food pyramid.

'I win!'

Whale Romance