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"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Japanese Whaling

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Whale Romance

"They don't look like an endangered species."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"They migrate here each summer."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

"I feel like I have a book in me."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."