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"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

Sperm Whale.

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Whale Romance

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"They migrate here each summer."

"I feel like I have a book in me."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

Moby Dickwad