Whaling Lore Admirer Gifts

"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Sperm Whale.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Whale Romance

"They migrate here each summer."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

God save the Queen.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'Not whale stew again.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'