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The Prince and Princess of Whales.

"Captain, it looks like there`s a situation developing."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Fishing boat.

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

Shark food pyramid.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Whale Romance

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'