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"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

Affectionate whale

"Herman Melville would have loved this"

"Who ordered the krill?"

"Doris, do you remember that whale you adopted?"

'I need to be a deep, luxurious chestnut! And quickly!'

'Whales singing under the ice kept me awake all night!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Whale watching

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

Baleen Whale and Baleen Man.

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

Whale fortune teller - "You will meet a stranger who will harpoon you, cut you up and sell you."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Yes, the diet's working and I'm losing weight, but it's getting harder to control my buoyancy...'

"I'll have the gingerbread whale."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"She's just being Koi."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.