Whale Appreciator T-Shirts

'Maybe we oughta start charging?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The Salmon Run

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Thug life on safari.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Sperm Whale.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Japanese Whaling

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Laboratory Retriever

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'I win!'

Whale Romance

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Say cheese!

"No, son. Let him finish."

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Fish mobsters.