Whale Appreciator Gifts

'Maybe we oughta start charging?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The Salmon Run

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Thug life on safari.

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Japanese Whaling

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Laboratory Retriever

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'I win!'

Whale Romance

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Say cheese!

"No, son. Let him finish."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"They migrate here each summer."