Crustacean Appreciator Gifts

Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"You've changed."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"What a slobster."

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"He put up a decent fight."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Honeycomb

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'