Crustacean Enthusiasts Gifts

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

Crab with a clown face.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Crabbing

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

"What a slobster."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

Octopus Charades

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"He put up a decent fight."