Crustacean Enthusiasts Gifts

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

Crab with a clown face.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Crabbing

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

"What a slobster."

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

Imitation Crab

Octopus Charades

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"He put up a decent fight."