Crustacean Curator Gifts

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

Crabbing

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

"What a slobster."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

My own museum.

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

I love what you've done with the place.

"He put up a decent fight."

Imitation Crab

Planeterrium.

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

Crab-Nav

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

Foodie Bank

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

Modern hermit crabs using discarded cans instead of shells, illustration the rise in waste and the decline in wildlife (including shells)

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

To the Aquarium