Alien Curator Gifts

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

Save Our Universe

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"They look like pickles."

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!