Alien Culture Explorer Gifts

'Why, they're just plain folks like us.'

Roy Rogers of other planets

"Underweird bras."

"Word is he's from Earth, but too embarrassed to admit it."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Now that's an afro!'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Alien Snowmen

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Save Our Universe

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

How am I abducting?

dog vs UFO...

Mr. Punch in Venice

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'