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'Why, they're just plain folks like us.'

Roy Rogers of other planets

"Underweird bras."

"Word is he's from Earth, but too embarrassed to admit it."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Now that's an afro!'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

How am I abducting?

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

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Save Our Universe

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

dog vs UFO...

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'