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"The residents of this planet are quite primitive religious fanatics. The names of their gods are hate, hysteria and bigotry."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Meet the scribe"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

Venus

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Hair Crop Circle

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

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'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

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