Alien Cultures Gifts

"The residents of this planet are quite primitive religious fanatics. The names of their gods are hate, hysteria and bigotry."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Meet the scribe"

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Venus

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Assumption