Alien Culture Explorers Gifts

'It's a turbulent planet - their religious rituals require that the kill one another.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

How am I abducting?

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Save Our Universe

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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'Look at that! Peanuts!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"