Alien Culture Explorers Gifts

'It's a turbulent planet - their religious rituals require that the kill one another.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Save Our Universe

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!