Alien Culture Gifts

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

Geez, I can't believe you've never been to Disney Universe!

Astronauts see fig leaf on Martian's face

Astronaut Tetherball

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

dog vs UFO...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

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'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

How am I abducting?

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Save Our Universe

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...