Crustacean Curator T-Shirts

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Board Game Hunter

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Crabbing

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

My own museum.

"What a slobster."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

I love what you've done with the place.

"He put up a decent fight."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Imitation Crab

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

Planeterrium.

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

Foodie Bank

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

Modern hermit crabs using discarded cans instead of shells, illustration the rise in waste and the decline in wildlife (including shells)

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