Crustacean Appreciator T-Shirts

Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"You've changed."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Fish mobsters.

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Leonard Nimoy

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"What a slobster."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

Picnic invasion strategy session

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Honeycomb

"He put up a decent fight."