Crustacean Lover Gifts

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Despite being a Hermit Crab, Alan enjoyed staying connected by posting the occasional "Shellfie."

Foodie Bank

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Sperm Whale.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Swimming Prankster

Japanese Whaling

Shark infested custard!

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'I hate evolution!'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"That's his answer to everything!"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Vitruvian Manatee

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

Crabbing

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