Crustacean Lover Pillows

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Despite being a Hermit Crab, Alan enjoyed staying connected by posting the occasional "Shellfie."

Foodie Bank

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Japanese Whaling

Swimming Prankster

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Shark infested custard!

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'I hate evolution!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

Crabbing

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Card shark

"That's his answer to everything!"

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."