Crustacean Admirer Pillows

'Listen, yes, I'm a hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

"He put up a decent fight."

"Big deal! I have a chain of restaurants named after me!"

'I've got a date tonight with supermodel Cindy Crawfish!'

"What a slobster."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Shark infested custard!

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Crabbing

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

The Ugly Plant

'What luck!'

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'