Crustacean Admirer Gifts

'Listen, yes, I'm a hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

"He put up a decent fight."

"Big deal! I have a chain of restaurants named after me!"

'I've got a date tonight with supermodel Cindy Crawfish!'

"What a slobster."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Shark infested custard!

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Watching Sea Life.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Spider Press-Ups

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Crabbing

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

The Ugly Plant

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

"Arachnophunnies"

'What luck!'

We're having a dinner party.