Arachnid Admirer Gifts

'Visit my website.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"Remember dear - spiders are good for the garden; if you find one please don't harm it..."

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

"It's alright, Miss Wimbush. It's a money spider."

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

Noah on the Ark: Bugger.

Spider harpist.

Human spider web

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"Mum, spiders have eight legs: does it mean we're related to the octopus?"

Embarrassing Spider Moments

"Mum...there's a spider in the fruit bowl!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Magician pulls a spider out of his hat.

"Oh, right, like you've never had an off day!"

"You do realise that ours can only be a love-eat relationship?"

No Fly Tipping - "Aww."

"Of course I'm opposed to sex education. Do we want the males to learn what we'll do to them after mating?"

'It's actually a great spot for a web: The new tenants' kids have no ball skills...'

'I told you I found it on the Web.'

One spider seeing items caught in web to another spider: 'Love your holiday blend.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Spider practical jokes

The newly webs are happy now, but how long will the honeymoon last for both of them?

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Spider

Spider painting a wall by hanging on its thread

Spider Fly Trap

"For some reason they put mannequins of us up every year."

"Mum, Mum! My penpal from Australia doesn't eat insects: she's a bird-eating spider!"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"My ancestor was a Tavern spider."

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

A Dandy-Long-Legs