Arachnid Admirer Gifts

'Visit my website.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'John! There's a spider in the bath!'

"Remember dear - spiders are good for the garden; if you find one please don't harm it..."

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"It's alright, Miss Wimbush. It's a money spider."

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Spider harpist.

'I wrapped it myself.'

Noah on the Ark: Bugger.

Human spider web

"Mum, spiders have eight legs: does it mean we're related to the octopus?"

"My ancestor was a Tavern spider."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Magician pulls a spider out of his hat.

"For some reason they put mannequins of us up every year."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Mum, Mum! My penpal from Australia doesn't eat insects: she's a bird-eating spider!"

Newly Webs

Spider painting a wall by hanging on its thread

Spider

"You do realise that ours can only be a love-eat relationship?"

Embarrassing Spider Moments

"Oh, right, like you've never had an off day!"

"Mum...there's a spider in the fruit bowl!"

No Fly Tipping - "Aww."

"Of course I'm opposed to sex education. Do we want the males to learn what we'll do to them after mating?"

'It's actually a great spot for a web: The new tenants' kids have no ball skills...'

'I told you I found it on the Web.'

One spider seeing items caught in web to another spider: 'Love your holiday blend.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Spider practical jokes

The newly webs are happy now, but how long will the honeymoon last for both of them?