Cephalopod Admirer Gifts

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Octopus is hooked up to ink I.V. in hospital bed.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

A magician saws in half an octopus

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Baroque Peacock

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Caterpillar Portrait

Turtle Trailer Court

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Honey Wallah

'Pray for me.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Shark infested custard!

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"You've changed."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Prosecco Peacock

"Trust me. Don't do it."