Eucalyptus Admirer Gifts

Pipe Dream.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

The discovery of asparagus.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Table Of The Elephants

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Saving Spain

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"now let's try one without the tusks."