Eucalyptus Admirer Mugs

You may be right about the eucalyptus

Pipe Dream.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

The discovery of asparagus.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Table Of The Elephants

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Saving Spain

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

David Bellamy

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.