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Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Elephant ass selfie.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Remarkably Richmond

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Table Of The Elephants

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Snow is falling...

God Bless America, God Help Syria

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'