Eurostar Admirer Mugs

David Cameron

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Cut!

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Life and Death

Football

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"So! When's the big day?"

Flying in Formation.

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

Sermon on the Grounds...

Now hiring.

Saving Spain

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'He has really taken to the training.'

Air Dentistry

Fish Boarding

Left Behind

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"How do you handle being a rock god?"

Honk if you Love Jesus

Cowboy Suitcase.