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Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Remarkably Richmond

Table Of The Elephants

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Snow is falling...

Sermon on the Grounds...

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

I see braces in his future.

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."