Eclipse Admirer T-Shirts

'If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times...don't call me during eclipses!'

I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me!

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Sermon on the Grounds...

Saving Spain

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Eagle

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

"Solar eclipse."

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

Shadow